B.A.f.H.
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I make my usual rundgang by the laboratories and notice 3 (in
words THREE) workstations, which are not attached at the no-break
electric circuit against my express arrangement. Verdriesst me,
because I (in contrast to the building services) cannot influence
normal electricity mains. The no-break electric circuit already,
because it is controlled by special monitoring electronics, which is
coincidentally over a serial interface with my Sun coupled.
Since I only reluctantly give the check from the hand, I
decide, to make for our unbotsmaessigen coworkers the use of no-break
electricity mains times clear for all.
I open the coffee machine and short circuit the heating
spiral with a breath-thin Eisendraehtchen. Next time, if someone
sticks on the coffee machine, flies naturally the protection and the
unbotsmaessigen three workstations ends because of acute electron
deficiency. And because the short-circuit the thin eisendraht
evaporates completely, no track remains. Perfect the crime!
I hardly am back in my office - I search the even user Mail
for interesting topics - knock it zaghaft on my door.
Since I have per forma still consulting hour, I get the WW
(Working Window) on the display and call:
The response is a noise somewhere between luftschutzsirene
and howling buoy, which suddenly increases by 30 dB, when the Tuere
opens.
In the door frame a not unhuebsche is located, but to me
unknown student and smiles at me excuse-friendly. In its levers,
fixed clasped - probably with it it does not escape - it keeps a
twitching material bundle, in which offenhoerlich the source of the
inimitable nerve-grinding Geraeuschs is: a rather rotgesichtiges and
quite obviously badly gelauntes baby.
" it does not like you, if one lifts, calls it from its Buggy
" the student me explaining over the deafening noise too.
I can hardly understand it.
With the attempt to keep wild around striking baby in its
material bundle it turns it coincidentally in such a way that its view
of me falls. Two large dark-blue eyes stare me on and - suddenly the
noise grows silent. The baby laughs sudden.
" God is thanks ", draws a deep breath the young nut/mother,
" it likes they knowledge you, I have to hold equal a paper and I can
her badly also into the seminar space take. Therefore I thought that
her... They are anyway during your consulting hour here, and there I
thought...
Normally I ask Mrs. Bezelmann to watch out for it but I
cannot find her even... It is called by the way Pia. It will take,
promises no half hour I, perhaps 40 minutes, at the most 50. Then
immediately again there I am. You let it best sit the whole time in
their Buggy, there feel them well and... "
While that out-gushes everything from the mouth of the
student, she bugsiert sent a type infant car on autonomously guidable
dual tires into my office and the naive baby named Pia in-fastened.
"... and I am sure that she will be quite good. For the
emergency
here in the back a bottle with tea puts - they can give it to her
calmly ungewaermt - and sometimes at the bar their Dutsi hangs,
requires it, but is not surprised you here not, if she wrongly puts
him in around... They do not know at all which you me for a favour
do... "
I must admit that I did not know until a few seconds ago
really.
"... paper is very important for me; I absolutely need this
banknote... Oh, my God! I am already much too late to! Thus until
equivalent then... "
" however... ", legend I - however it is already away.
I stare the closed Tuere on. That should actually become a
calm day. I wanted in all peace the user Mail to check up, in a few
personnel documents herumstoebern and, two complaint letters to the RKfH write. And now this!
I look at the naive baby. It put and looks the whole right
hand up to the lower arm into the mouth with its dark-blue eyes
seriously back.
" Pia? " legend I by way of trial.
It laughs. It laughs and answers somewhat, what
approximately how
" Gigjigjikaikaioooh! " sounds.
From the face printout I, who must be it something merry,
conclude otherwise understand I no word.
What am I to now make? The ' manual for the hybrid X from
bright ' designated no entry for this case.
While I think, the baby - Pia, like I it in spirit already
calls - has itself one measuringstrips fished and put the banana plug
into the mouth. The red gummiisolierung seems to taste it, because
her begins, meter for a long time strip with amazing appetite into the
large mouth to shift.
I have the vague idea that no adequate occupation for ladies
is in its age, and cross, in order Pia strip to decrease.
In this moment the telephone rings. With the hand I take
off, with which others I pull carefully on the end measuringstrip.
It is the RKfH. They would like to clarify
some questions concerning my complaint letter from 7 months ago ago.
Pia has itself in the meantime into the plug bit and would like to try
out whether I can lift her to it from the infant car on autonomously
guidable dual tires.
Meanwhile I negotiate about my expenses account of Honolulu.
But I am not whole with the thing, which also the RKFH is
noticeable.
" isn't correct somewhat? " ask they irritated.
" no, I insure everything in order ". " moment... ah! Now
have ' I you... "
In this moment the banana plug with clearly vernehmbarem
Ploppen leaves the baby mouth. Pia regretted that the wonderful play
already is to end, and switches its luftschutzsirene on.
" hearing it, if I am to dearer later call again... ",
suggest the RKFH vaguely.
I insure crying that everything is correct.
" those are the craftsmen on the roof, understand you? Those
make a hell noise, if they saw the verkleidungsbleche... "
Honestly said, I believe not that any craftsman accomplishes
such a thing, but the RKFH accepts the assertion. Although they mean
that I am to better again call, if the noise put somewhat.
Facilitated I pull the plug of the telephone from the wall.
Then I think sharply, as the problem is to be solve.
After the federal immission control law, regulation over
noise protection on the workstation, one may expose oneself to a noise
level of over 100 dB max. 10 minutes on the day.
I estimate, the noise level in my office amount to in the
points at present about 115 dB. I must undertake thus immediately
something!
In the workshop I borrow a few Laermschuetzer, mentioned '
Rabbit Ears ' out and hurry back to my office. Before the closed
Tuere is Marianne and listens with inclined-put heading.
" what is for a infernalischer noise, which comes there from
your office? Hear do you a klingonische opera? " she asks. " sounds
almost as... "
I explain hastily that stocks in my fixed disk must be
urgently lubricated, and ask whether she must hold not already long
supervision in the microprocessor practical course.
Again in the office I lock the Tuere behind me as the first.
If someone experiences that I watched out for a naive student baby,
lose I mean bad reputation!
With the Rabbit Ears is the noise below the pain threshold
and I can further steps undertake. What do I make otherwise, if I do
not get ahead for a problem with the administration? Correctly!
Extortion or bribery!
Since I have few experience with the extortion of babies, I
look first for the tea bottle for emergencies. Only on the basis the
rubber Auger I can close razor-sharp that it must concern with the
strangely formed transparent object with sharp-red contents the tea
bottle. In my memory baby bottles looked quite differently. All the
same!
I show Pia the tea bottle and explain it slowly and clearly
that she gets tea immediately, if she stops with the infernalischen
noise. No effect. The noise continues.
Perhaps with babies differently than with administration
secretaries, perhaps must one functions the bribery property out first
hand, before one receives the commodity.
I keep the bottle in range careful to Pia, which middle-stays
bluish started. A perfectly direct hand edge impact carries the
bribery property on my desk. There the fortunately shatterproof thing
at my display reflects.
Unfortunately the rubber Auger and the sharp-red liquid solve
themselves suppl.-eat themselves into my key board. On the display
twitches it and it appear some pages hieroglyphics, before my
workstation throws the towel and initiates one emergency hat down.
As last way out hold I Pia for it ' Dutzi ' before the face.
It reaches for it, some enormous sip schluck-Schluchzer, the siren
runs out slowly. I draw a deep breath.
I eliminate the even teuflisch sticky tea of my desk, when it
knocks.
" Aeh... hrrm... Leisch? Are you... aeh... there in it? "
The boss! Calculated now!
I open the Tuere a gap and slip outside.
" ah... aeh... which I wanted still... Oh,! I wanted you...
TC...
over...... Thing...... aeh... Being located in the
SCHWAFEL project
ask. Is there still... aehm... Cash
remaining? "
" I get fast the document ", legend I and want again by the
door gap.
The boss looks me surprised on.
" I... I have even attendance ", legend I vaguely.
the boss nods understanding. In the moment, when I have the
Tuere openly, Pia decides the fact that their Dutzi does not
measuringstrip to the qualities of one approaches and switches their
luftschutzsirene for a test to half strength. The boss tears the eyes
up.
" however... however that is nevertheless... that is
nevertheless... Thing...... aeh...
Baby? "
Since it has few sense, it further to denials, I open the
Tuere completely and roll the infant cars on autonomously guidable
dual tires to something back and forth, so that that drops going owl
to a bearable level.
" Oh ", says the boss and gets the typical largepaternal
gloss in the eyes. " I did not know at all that... that her aeh...
Baby have... "
" I do not have that also ", hurry I to insure itself.
" however... however that is nevertheless a baby. "
", naturally ", I admit perforce.
To all abundance now Kolleg O. and Marianne in the corridor
emerge.
" no, as sweet! " Marianne calls and spaeht the boss over
the shoulder, that into the squat went and somewhat how:
"... gives aeh... heitetei... hrrm... aehm... heiteiteitei...
aeh... " of itself.
" I did not know at all... ", murmur colleague O. astonished
and vibrate to me for any reason convulsively/desperately the hand.
Like it should also.
I did not know it until a few minutes ago also.
" like out... aeh... from the face... hrrm... Face cut... "
it comes from the boss.
A dreadful suspicion ascends in me.
" as the small one is called that? " Marianne asks.
" the small one ", legend I exhausts. " Pia is called you. "
Marianne protests that that is a quite sweet name for a baby.
To three students associate with the meeting in my office.
While ever more people flow, I try to describe in vain, how I
came to the baby. Amusing way does not seem to pay attention anybody
to my words.
", ", they say and have only eyes for Pia.
Pia adjusted and looks in the meantime the half fire alarm
with large eyes into the many other faces. The mundwinkel became
distorted downward and them begin to cry, which releases large
confusion under the present ones.
Marianne releases it from the infant car on autonomously
guidable dual tires and takes it on the lever, which strengthens a
crying still more. Helpless Marianne looks over and their view falls
itself on me.
" taking you it ", says it, " then calms down it surely
again. "
" I " doubt, legend I bitterly recalling the passed hour.
But the social printing of the meeting is excessive: I must
take Pia on the lever.
It packs my left ohrlaeppchen immediately with amazing
strength and tries it to unscrew. At the same time something warm in
my collars sabbert. Pia gluckst merrily.
All present ones smile agitated and zunicken themselves
acknowledging. It is a nightmare!
When the student later than announced Pia it fetches one hour
comes I have me so far again imprisoned that I know even already the
versaute keyboard replacement.
" was it good? " inquires the nut/mother more with Pia than
with me.
" like an angel ", I explain sarkastisch and grasp mean
versauten desk.
The young nut/mother thanks you enthusiastisch and controls
the infant car on autonomously guidable dual tires to the Tuere
outside.
" moment still ", ring-back signal I it. " if you again
absolutely a banknote need, then you say it simply, to ok? I get you
everyone straight, EACH banknote out, which you would like?! "
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