B.A.f.H.
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To the fewer pleasant obligations, from which also a BAFH can
not completely extract itself, the correction of theses (diploma)
belongs.
At present three this Dinger are situated in differently
minted stages of the natural decay on my overloaded desk.
I take the lowest to the hand and blow away the staubschicht,
so that I can read the title.
' development of an algorithm to the phase-synchronized
RH-Routing-Function within the third Layers of the ISO layer model '
I feel a familiar, light painful printing in the forehead,
more exactly said, in the small peaks something above the schlaefen.
Why can't I care for theses (diploma) with really IMPORTANT ONES and
SCIENTIFIC INTERESTING topics? For example:' seduction with the help of DATA a Gloves ' or ' the various
application type of credit card readers ' . I torment myself by the summary, - hell is thanks! - is
limited by the check order prescribed and on a page. Then I
distribute crosswise patch in the whole ham about 100 illegible red
Schnoerkel and dig myself by the summary at the end. After this
almost inhuman performance I break the Horoskopseite open of the
evening paper and transfer the Tageshoroskop of the student as locking
evaluation in red colour to the last page. Already times it notice to
you did that those are always so illegible the evaluations of teachers
and lecturers? That is not because of the fact that and therefore
fast write must have to do this so much. No, on the contrary the
insignificant comment is to become by the illegibility in the
mystischen context of a Orakelspruchs raised and thus as infallibly as
the Pope, if it muemmelt before the Kongregation incomprehensibly in
the microphone.
I get my black cube from the drawer and throw 4.
Well, well, I think, give we him still another bonus for the
fact that the work under 100 pages has.
I paint a large red 3 careful on the first page and put the
ham sighing to the page. For the other two I have now naturally no
more energy. Thus I am limited to copying the Horoskops and the cube.
The latter gets still another penalty, because it selected a
angeberischen, red cover for its manuscript.
Apropos cover: I notice that I have no more paper clips,
with which I always the locks of the offices in the first stick clog,
if I descend to the Cafete. Thus I go into the secretariat and, since
it as usual empty is, avail myself I out of the office material
cabinet of the secretaries. Suddenly it does not kraechzt once behind
my back and as from that anything quietly however clearly appears the
new secretary. She throws a destroying view to me and closes, without
saying a word, stressed slowly the material cabinet before my nose
off. The rabe in its messingfarbenem cage regards me haemisch, with
half opened bill.
I consider one moment. Then I explain Mrs. Bezelmann and
their raben, who interest the heading on the page put, which one can
make with simple paper clips of everything. The BSFH looks at me one moment long mutely, then its mundwinkel still
another idea became distorted further downward and them lock the
cabinet again up.
When I return with the bags of full paper clips to my office,
I am already sehnlichst expected. A diploma and steps before my Tuere
excited from a foot on the other one. The extensive package under its
lever gives an idea of me bad.
" Oh. Mr. Leisch. I come, around you my thesis (diploma) to
the correction to deliver ", gush it excited from him, before I mean
door up-lock can.
" are you sure that you want to deliver them now? " I sigh.
" wools you ' s again do not look at themselves? "
The student vibrates violently the heading. One of the
self-assured sort thus. One, which perhaps already planned its career
up to the executive committee floor. Hah!
" I am quite sure me that I can improve nothing more. "
Its intonation does not leave a doubt that it thinks it also
otherwise to no humans capable of. That thus on the best note for his
epoch-making factory is to be counted. That the professional world
will aufhorchen, etc. pp.
I take the thick luggages paper from the trembling hands and
legend to it friendly:
" then you come in nevertheless only times and take you to
workstation. "
It follows me excited plappernd into my all-holiest. While
it puts itself, I succeed in unnoticed exchanging the extensive
manuscript against similarly large luggages copying paper.
" well, then we want to see times ", legend I and can into my
armchair be fallen.
I open the briefcase and look apparently astonished on the
empty pages. I page briefly by the batch and my smiling: *** TRANSLATION ENDS HERE ***
""Haben Sie sich etwa den Nihilismus verschrieben, mein Bester? Oder
glauben Sie, daß mich diese weißen Seiten dazu inspirieren sollen, Ihre
tiefgründigen Gedanken per Telepathie zu erraten?"
"W-w-w-was?" blubbert er fassungslos.
Ich reiche ihm den Packen Kopierpapier herüber und er beginnt mit
flatternden Händen die Papiere auf der Suche nach der Schrift
durchzublättern.
"Aber... aber das verstehe ich nicht! Ich bin mir ganz sicher, daß ich...
ich meine... das kann doch nicht sein..."
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